Note: In the Black Panther Production virtual
fifth season, everyone in Major Crimes figures out that Blair's dissertation
wasn't a fraud and that Jim really had heightened senses by the time Blair
graduates from the academy. This takes
place after Blair has graduated from the academy and is now a detective with
Major Crimes. If you don't like stories
with Blair as a cop then go no further.
Disclaimer:
I make no claims of ownership. This is
the result of randomly selecting words from the dictionary and letting a group
of muses arrange them as they see fit.
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The
Game
Lila
R. Kulp
Detective
James Ellison sat at his desk clinching his jaw. Had any of his friends and co-workers seen this, they would have
grabbed the nearest piece of Kevlar and dove for cover. The signs of frustration were well known to
the rest of the people of Major Crimes and it didn’t take much experience to
know that the Sentinel was about to reach his breaking point.
Letting
out an exasperated sigh he put his pen down and slowly stood, forced himself to
take a couple of deep breaths to regain some sense of control, then slowly
walked over to Detective Brian Rafe’s desk.
As soon as he was close enough, he reached out to the source of his
frustration. Without a word he picked up the musical birthday card that the
other detective had gotten and closed it with a snap. Rafe’s head snapped up in surprise. Still not saying a word, Jim simply placed the closed card back
on the desk with a pointed look and turned back towards his own desk.
"Um,
sorry Jim. I didn’t realize,” Rafe
apologized, shaking his head. He was
still trying to get used to knowing about Jim’s abilities. When he had realized that Blair’s
dissertation hadn’t been a fraud, he had been a little uncomfortable around the
older detective and his partner. He had
been self-conscious about almost every little thing. He had worried that his typing at his computer would be too loud
or that his after-shave or deodorant might be offensive to the other’s hyper
senses. Jim had finally confronted him
about it. He had been surprisingly
understanding, not at all what Rafe would have expected. Jim had simply explained to the younger man
that he was still the same guy that he had been when Rafe had joined Major
Crimes and that if Rafe’s choice of cologne had been that bad, he would have
known about it by now.
The
rest of the bullpen didn’t even acknowledge the incident. They each understood what had happened and
each was thinking about how they were also having to work through the
revelations about their friend’s abilities.
Detective
Henri Brown walked up to his partner’s desk and picked up the birthday
card. It was late and they were the
last ones to leave for the day. “So
this is the culprit that caused Ellison’s little tantrum?” It was one of those
musical birthday cards that played Happy Birthday when you opened it.
“Yeah,
it never even occurred to me that he would hear it and freak like that.”
“Well,
I for one am glad to see you’ve stopped walking on egg shells around him. We all thought you were going to bust a gut
when you tried not to sneeze last week.”
“I
nearly did this afternoon, man. I
wonder just how sensitive his hearing is.”
“How
about we find out?” There was a mischievous twinkle in Brown’s eyes. Rafe saw
that look in his partner’s eyes and felt the contagious twinkle appear in his
own.
“What
have you got in mind?”
“Oh,
just a little test. I once heard Blair
telling about how some students had taken the little music box out of one of
these and hid it in a professor’s office.
He tore the place apart looking for it and then blamed the first likely
suspect he could find. I hear that he still teases his students about that,”
the mischief now evident in his voice.
“Are
you thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I
think so, but how do we get the gorilla in the tutu?”
Detective
Blair Sandburg was, as normal, talking a mile a minute and didn’t notice his
partner’s sudden halt until he walked into him. Looking up, he noticed the familiar tilt to the taller man’s head
indicating that he was listening to something.
“What
is it Jim? Is something wrong?” Blair
braced himself for the worst, expecting to have to shout a warning about a bomb
or something. Jim just sighed and headed towards Rafe’s desk, but halfway there
he stopped and listened again. He
turned and headed for the far corner of the break room.
Blair,
as always, followed his partner, confused as to what was causing the curious
actions, but determined to help if needed.
Before
his Guide could ask what he was doing, Jim grabbed one of the tables and
dragged it over to the corner so that he could stand on it and examine the
ceiling tiles. He lifted one of the
tiles and reached into the opening.
After a bit of feeling around, his face changed from one of
concentration to satisfaction as he found the object of his search. He pulled his hand back and showed his Guide
what he had found. It was Rafe’s
birthday card.
“See
I told you he’d be able to find it. How
long did it take him?” Rafe was standing in the doorway with a smile on his
face.
“Thirty-five
seconds,” Brown answered holding up a stopwatch, also smiling.
That
was how the game had started. It had
become a challenge to the members of Major Crimes to hide something in the
bullpen and for Jim to see how fast he could figure out what they had hidden
and then find it. At first, Jim and
Blair had been a little irritated by the game and Simon had even asked if he
should put a stop to it. But, by then,
they had realized that it would be a good way to help the most recent additions
to their little club to become more comfortable with the Sentinel’s abilities
and might even be a good way to help him keep his senses exercised.
It
had worked. Megan, Brown, Rafe, Joel,
and even Simon were enjoying testing their friend. Each would try to one up the others by finding something quieter
or with a subtler scent or a better hiding place. They had even gone as far as to ask Blair for advice on how to
stump his partner. But Blair had
refused to help, stating that he was on Jim’s team.
Soon,
almost without conscious thought, the rules had developed and score was being
kept.
1.
Each member of the department would take turns devising a test for Jim and
Blair. They could work alone or in
teams of two.
2.
It had to be something that could be contained to the bullpen to prevent others
from wondering what was going on.
3.
If Jim and Blair passed the test in less then a minute, they got a point. More
than a minute, a point went to the other detectives.
4.
If there was an “outsider” in the bullpen when Jim and Blair entered, the test
was void and no points would be awarded since Jim wouldn’t be able to
demonstrate his skills until the “outsider” left and that would throw off the
timing.
5.
Simon reserved the right to end the game at any time if it seemed that it was
interfering in them doing their jobs.
6.
Jim and Blair reserved the right to end the game if it began to get too
irritating.
“Just
relax, Jim. Take a deep breath and
concentrate on finding what’s not supposed to be here.”
The
game was in its second official week and, so far, no one in Major Crimes had
been able to stump the Sentinel and Guide.
Jim had easily found Megan’s potpourri, Simon’s new brand of cigars, and
even the blinking light that Joel hid in the air vent. He had passed every test that the gang had
thought of. That is, until today.
“I’m
trying Chief. I’m just not picking up
anything.” Jim ran a hand over his eyes
in frustration.
“Five
seconds,” announced Brown, the self-appointed timekeeper.
Jim
tried scanning the bullpen one more time.
Besides the excited heartbeats of his fellow detectives there was
nothing out of place. No extra beeps or
hums. No strange scents. Everything was where it should be.
“Berrr! Time’s up.”
Brown declared excitedly. “Any
guesses?”
All
eyes were on the tall detective who was shaking his head and running his hand
through his short, dark hair. “Nope, I
haven’t a clue. What is it?”
The
room was silent as everyone turned to look at Rhonda, the captain’s
secretary. She quietly got up from her
desk, where she had watched the morning’s events, and walked over to Jim’s
desk. She picked up something that was
in his in-box, walked over to the group, and showed them what she held in her
hand.
Everyone,
except Blair and Jim, stared at the object in confusion. Blair just smack his forehead as a smile
spread across his partner’s face.
“A
white noise generator in my in-box?
Rhonda, I never figured you to be one to play dirty.” Ellison tried to sound upset, but his smile
refused to leave his face.
The
quiet woman just smiled a devilish smile, “How do you think I keep all of you
in line?”
The
bullpen burst into laughter as they all realized that finally someone besides
Ellison and Sandburg had won a point.
The
captain’s bellow could barely be heard over the riotous group. “All right, that puts the score at Ellison
and Sandburg six and Major Crimes at one.”
Cheers rang out as the victory was officially announced. After what Simon thought was an appropriate
amount of time he continued and a more commanding voice, “Now let’s get to
work. We have a city to protect,
criminals to catch, and coffee to drink.”